Q: What’s the difference between a banana and a cup of coffee with arsenic?
A: It’s a matter of taste and wisdom, a difference between a beast of a man and a critic of a woman.
Q: What?
A: Read the following, Hong Kongers would know what I mean:
…but by far the most famous were her frequent sharp exchanges with Winston Churchill. He once told her that having a woman in Parliament was like having one intrude on him in the bathroom, to which she retorted, "You’re not handsome enough to have such fears". Another time when Lady Astor was giving a costume ball, Churchill asked her what disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come sober, Mr Prime Minister?" The most famous of all such anecdotes occurred when Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your coffee." He responded, "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!”
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*Nancy Witcher Astor, or Viscountess Astor, was the second woman elected to the British Parliament's House of Commons and the first to actually serve. She concentrated on women's issues, temperance, and child welfare, and was reelected many times, serving until 1945. Astor attracted a great deal of attention, much of it for her caustic and witty comments.